Thursday, May 7, 2015

They're Kinda Adorable...

...in a crazy way. 

A man in California, Matt McLaughlin, is trying to pass a law that allows the state to shoot homosexuals in the head. This man is a lawyer. No, really. 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/02/lawyer-killing-gays-sodomite-suppression_n_6786776.html

Lovely.  How very Christian of him. I'm not kidding. This is exactly what their bible tells them to do.  

Leviticus 20:13: "If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads." New King James 


The bible tells religious folks to kill all kinds of people. Unruly kids, heathens, whores, people who eat shellfish, people who work on Sunday...even livestock. Lots of killing. 


                                          'MERICA! FUCK YEAH!



Also, a woman named Sylvia Driskell of Nebraska is suing every homosexual in America. All of them. Head for the courthouse, gays. 

http://www.newnownext.com/nebraska-woman-sues-all-homosexuals-names-god-and-jesus-as-plaintiffs/05/2015/

She is claiming to be an ambassador for God and his son, Jesus Christ, as the plaintiffs. She handed in a seven page, hand-written complaint to be filed. 

Sylvia is 66 years old and believes that the rate that homosexuals are coming out of the closet is 'alarming' and 'ruining this country'. She claims that we all know that children who are raised with liars, deceivers, and thieves will ultimately become, either one, or all three of these things. (I was unaware of the study on this)

I'm not sure exactly why she connects gays and lesbians with liars, deceivers, and thieves but, I bet it has something to do with being a crazy-ass bigot from Nebraska. 

She has taken this opportunity to step in on god's behalf and speaking for him. Now, it's been a while since I was religious but, I'm almost positive he's not a fan of women speaking out...

Timothy 1 2:12 " I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet." New International Version 



                           Do us a favor and be quiet elsewhere, too. 


I would love to have a conversation with these confused people. Sylvia kinda reminds me of a grandmother who may have misplaced her knitting needles and is upset at the dog about it. Matt is the kooky uncle everyone has. We don't talk about him much....except to brag to our friends about how messed up our family is. 

They are misplacing their anger. They see the gay community embracing themselves, no longer hiding, and happy and their god isn't doing anything about it. They just can't handle it. 

The Christians who come off the most cray-cray are usually the ones who are reading their bibles the hardest. Their devotion to every word is almost child-like. And, like a child, their irrational thoughts can be tolerated for a little while but, they need to eventually have their dose of reality. 

So, take a seat, Sylvia. In fact, take several. Calm down, Matt. CALM DOWN, MATT! Drink your tea and watch The 700 Club. Believe what you will but shut the hell up about it. Christians demand atheists, gays, and non-Christians to be silent. Take your own advise. No respectable person wants to hear it. 

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